I don’t give a f*ck if you sell your ass. [Verse 1]
He’s sittin’ on a sofa
Eatin’ chicken with his hands
Cryin’ on his drumsticks
Like a broken man
He used to be a professor
He’s got himself some kinds master’s degree
Now he’s a New York bullshitter just like me
[Chorus]
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
We’re breakin’ up the band
[Verse 2]
Hardest workin’ man in showbiz
He’s like some kinda sexy guy on the sea
Lately it’s been the [blowers ?] if you know what I mean
He’s gonna have to sell his kidney
If we don’t get no record deal by the end of June
He’s goin’ back to England pretty soon
[Chorus]
‘Cause Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
We’re breakin’ up the band
[Spoken Interlude]
Hey listen, I don’t give a f*ckin’ rat’s ass where you get it, Danny, okay? [Verse 3]
He thinks he’s a pretty good lover
Yeah, well he’s gonna have to be tonight
Boys and girls want some after-show delight
[Chorus]
‘Cause Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
Danny’s outta money
Danny’s outta money
Danny’s outta money
[Outro]
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand
Danny’s outta money
Danny needs a helpin’ hand You don’t get the five g’s by Monday, I’m gonna break your f*ckin’ knees, alright?