Normal can and normal will, (uncle jack)
When normal Jack meets normal Jill (auntie jill)
A normal wedding on a normal pill (take their pills)
They bought a normal house on your
Average, scenic, normal hill,
They live there still…
He’s got a family connection,
She’s got an uncle in steel,
He gets depressed in the evening
She thinks she knows how he feels. Well you’re a really lucky bugger,
That you haven’t been discovered
Ain’t that true. Watch out for the normal people
There’s more of us than there’s of you. She keeps her lover on ice,
She keeps a fire in the grate,
He’s got a movement in his cellar,
He’s a danger to the state. She has a genuine fridge, (ooh ooh ooh)
He has a night on the town (ooh ooh ooh)
Their receptions too good (ooh ooh ooh)
They’ve got 2 up and 2 down
Watch out etc.